Challenge Demotivational Poster
RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass
THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.
AIRBORNE - Put your knees in the breeze!
ALLAH-U-SNACKBAR! - Get the Special Kebab Combo with Felafel and a soda for just 5 dinar!
DISASTERS - They're not cheap!
FUNNY FACE - If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you like.
FUNNY FAKTS -
AIRBORNE SCHOOL - Week 1: Separates the men from the boys Week 2: Separates the men from the fools Week 3: The fools jump!
MY EX-WIFE -
2AM DICTION -
OFFENSIVE? NO! JUST A PHILOSOPHIC DEBATING POINT -
HORROR MOVIE HEROES -
IF YOU'RE OCD -
GET OFF THE DAMN BED -
OH, GIMME THE BEAT BOYS -
DEAR LIFE - when I said "can my day get any worse?" it was rhetorical question not a challenge.
JEDI RIDER -
WHEN I DIE -
AUSTRALIA - A land such as this requires a unique type of person and a more unique sense of humour to call it HOME.
WHEN HUNGER STRIKES -
THIS EVIL ANIMAL -
BAD, BAD CLOWNS -
CRIMSON WAVE - You'll know long before she breaks out the board that the red tide is coming in!
FEELING INADEQUATE? -
RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing
CRAZY CHALLENGE -
SLOTH BEAR - The ultimate foe.
THE FRENCH - It's not always bad when they surrender.
GRAMMAR NAZI -
ROBOT JESUS - He will reboot for your sins...It might take a few days, though. His software is ANCIENT!
RELIABILITY - Even the Empire had material problems... stupid "Lowest Bidder" contracting rules!
DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!
GOOD VS EVIL - Are you ready for some Star Wars? All my Wookie friends are comin' over toniiiiiight!!!
ANY REGRETS? -
2009 WAS SO AWESOME -
QUIT SMOKING? -
SOME THINGS -
GIRLS GONE WILD -
REALIST - I'm gonna need a MUCH longer tongue.
LEGO ICE - After it melts you'll pee bricks!
HAIKUS - Haikus are poetry. Sure. And Quantum Mechanics is math too.
DANCING - Her movements weren't natural... they were ungainly and awkward, almost wooden...
PERVERT - Stop staring at my udders!
SUCCESS DOESN'T JUST HAPPEN! -
CREATIVE WRITING -
NIGHT ELVES -
IN COMMUNIST CHINA - Your nose is wiped for you!
YOUR SINS - Jesus' eternal healthcare plan covers everything - even those problems you were born with!
FIREPOWER - For every action there will be an immediate and overwhelmingly superior reaction
FAMOUS QUOTES - A true friend will stab you in the front - Oscar Wilde
ARM WRESTLE? - Be careful...he may look cute but don't underestimate him!
MACARONI PENGUINS - The RuPaul of the penguin world
MUSIC OF THE 1990'S -
FORTUNE BURRITO -
OFFICE MORALE - Despite the Emperor's hopes, "Funny Hat Fridays" never did significantly improve morale on the Death Star
HORROR MOVIES -
JOHN WAYNE -
VILLIANESS - Come on, who wouldn't want to work with "forces of evil" like these? I wonder if we could carpool?
GOOSESTEP - Didn't the Nazis start off with that? First the funny walk...then the blitzkrieg... Be afraid Canada...very afraid!
POTATOES - Yep, this is how I like them PREPARED.
ROCK & ROLL HELL -
PYROMANIACS ANONYMOUS - helping each other one day at a time
MOM'S KITCHEN -
Space Shuttle All Blowed Up -
WITH THE WITCH DEAD -
DELTA FORCE - Circa 480 BC
PARANOIA - It's not paranoia if they are really coming after you
CANNED GROOVY - Ingredients: Psychedelic Mushrooms, marijuana, acoustic guitars, tie-die apparel and non bathing nudists. May contain traces of conformity
DARWIN STUBBY - Australia is a big country, with a big thirst thats why our beers come in big sizes (take that Texas)
EASTER JOKES -
DOMINO AFFECT -
NAME YOUR POISON -
AUSTRALIANA - All great Aussie inventions have one thing in common They were made by lazy people, for lazy people so lazier people had more drinking time
AAARRRRRRF! - I left ye a present on the poopdeck Cap'n!
BABY PICTURES - Optimus Prime's Mom always liked to drag this one out to show his dates
BACONISM - A utopian form of government where the people are kept happy through the supply of abundant quantities of bacon
OLD SCHOOL FATALITY -
SAFETY - To truly keep ones self safe One must remember and avoid the most dangerous of things Commonly called - THE WIFE
SELF SACRIFICE -
STUPIDITY IS - ...when you have to ask "but is it a big dog or just a little one?"
THE LONGER THE NAILS -
NAVY AVIATION - Off we goooooo! Under the wet blue yonder!
RIGHTS - The Constitution affirms my right to arm bears! I mean, bear arms!
YUMMY - I love these things! Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!
STEAMPUNK GIRL -
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